100 kisses

posted on 12 Aug 2009 17:11 by peedue

100 kisses
> > Husband working abroad wrote to his wife...
> > Dear Sweetheart,
>>  I  can't send my salary this month, as I have overspent.
> > I'm sending 100 kisses instead.
> > You  are my sweetheart.
> > Signed,
> > Your Husband,
> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > His wife replied...
> > Sweetheart Dearest,
> > Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses...
> > 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
> > 2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
> > 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
            instead of the rent.
> > 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I
            gave him other items .. (hope u understand??)
> > 5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
> >     Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance
           of 35 kisses and I hope  I can complete the month using
           this balance. Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !
> > Signed,
> > Your Wife